I hate stinking Canadians and their stinking Tory government
Ok, yeah, I still haven't been updating regularly, but I have my reasons:
1) I had to do the data analysis for my thesis
2) my friend's dad died and I really needed to help her deal with a completely insurmountable situation
So, that's why I have been MIA on all fronts - from school, blog, friends, Internet in general. I will, however, be TAing on Friday morning, so conference attendees - be ready!
So...I've broken my moratorium on posting to comment upon the recent elections.
How happy I am that the Liberals are not in office. Serves you right! Kiss our collective asses, suckas!
How sad I am that the REFORM PARTY has taken control (albeit limited) of government. Yeah, you heard me, I said REFORM! Those aren't the old Progressive Conservatives in power, that is the Reform Party in power. Yes, Reform. Yes, Preston Manning Reform. I even heard old Preston on the radio talking about how he recruited Stephen Harper out of grad school in Alberta. Uh huh. Stephen Harper IS NOT representative of Canadians.
Allow me to spread around the blame.
1) Screw you Alberta. YEAH! You heard right! SCREW YOU! What the hell is that? Giving ALL your seats to ONE PARTY? Do you really have such monolithic interests? Well, do you? Are you just a bunch of homophobic, pro-corporate, environment destroying, anti-compassion jerks? This can't be true. I've been to Alberta and the people were nice. You know, Albertans, you are screwing yourselves with your conservative governments. They are the ones who will increase the sale of your farms to agrobusiness jerks. They are the ones who will ship all your natural resources south of the border without compensating the people of Alberta. Business interests will own Alberta's resources and you'll get NOTHING! Will I feel bad? Only for the 34% of people who didn't vote Conservative. That's another thing. 65% of Albertans filled 100% of Alberta's seats in the House of Commons.
2) Screw you QUEBEC! Who the hell voted Tory in Quebec and for what???? Let's get specific: Louis-St-Laurent, Pontiac, Beauce, Beauport-Limoilou, Charlesbourg-Haute-St-Charles, Jonquière-Alma, Lévis-Bellechasse, Lotbinière-Chutes-de-la-Chaudière, Louis-Hébert, Mégantic-L'Érable. All of you can collectively kiss my ass. You didn't even vote out Liberals and replace them with Conservatives. You voted out the BLOC QUEBECOIS!!! WHY???? I mean, I'm no huge fan of the Bloc, but the Bloc and the Conservatives stand for completely separate sets of values!! How the hell do you go from nationalist socialists to freaking neocons? YOU ARE HUGE VALUELESS IDIOTS. Anyway, maybe that's your goal. A Conservative government will most certainly create the "winning conditions" Quebec needs to separate. And you know what, THIS TIME I'M VOTING YES. You wanted a country, YOU GOT IT! Then let's see what happens! At least we offload the monolith that is Alberta. Freaking hell man!
3) Screw you Prairies in general. Yeah, some of you voted NDP and that's a marginally good thing. But, collectively you added to the Tory minority, so, although I love Saskatoon, SK, as a group you can STEP OFF!
4) Yeah, you too BC. You voted in quite a few Tories. Stop smoking so much pot. You DO realize that the Tories will take your precious, precious weed away from you. And, good. That's the only issue on which the Tories and I agree. I'm too tired right now to tell you off properly, but I promise to do it later.
Anyway, I'm pissed off. Not that the other parties were anyone to vote for. All parties suck! I'm sick of this system and I think we should just dismantle it. Politicians are party members and in the end they work for the benefit of themselves first and their party second. After you factor in family and friends, we're far down the list. I suppose I'll post a legitimate analysis about the minority Tory government later on, but right now, I really want a few groups of people to KISS MY ASS.
Laurelle
1) I had to do the data analysis for my thesis
2) my friend's dad died and I really needed to help her deal with a completely insurmountable situation
So, that's why I have been MIA on all fronts - from school, blog, friends, Internet in general. I will, however, be TAing on Friday morning, so conference attendees - be ready!
So...I've broken my moratorium on posting to comment upon the recent elections.
How happy I am that the Liberals are not in office. Serves you right! Kiss our collective asses, suckas!
How sad I am that the REFORM PARTY has taken control (albeit limited) of government. Yeah, you heard me, I said REFORM! Those aren't the old Progressive Conservatives in power, that is the Reform Party in power. Yes, Reform. Yes, Preston Manning Reform. I even heard old Preston on the radio talking about how he recruited Stephen Harper out of grad school in Alberta. Uh huh. Stephen Harper IS NOT representative of Canadians.
Allow me to spread around the blame.
1) Screw you Alberta. YEAH! You heard right! SCREW YOU! What the hell is that? Giving ALL your seats to ONE PARTY? Do you really have such monolithic interests? Well, do you? Are you just a bunch of homophobic, pro-corporate, environment destroying, anti-compassion jerks? This can't be true. I've been to Alberta and the people were nice. You know, Albertans, you are screwing yourselves with your conservative governments. They are the ones who will increase the sale of your farms to agrobusiness jerks. They are the ones who will ship all your natural resources south of the border without compensating the people of Alberta. Business interests will own Alberta's resources and you'll get NOTHING! Will I feel bad? Only for the 34% of people who didn't vote Conservative. That's another thing. 65% of Albertans filled 100% of Alberta's seats in the House of Commons.
2) Screw you QUEBEC! Who the hell voted Tory in Quebec and for what???? Let's get specific: Louis-St-Laurent, Pontiac, Beauce, Beauport-Limoilou, Charlesbourg-Haute-St-Charles, Jonquière-Alma, Lévis-Bellechasse, Lotbinière-Chutes-de-la-Chaudière, Louis-Hébert, Mégantic-L'Érable. All of you can collectively kiss my ass. You didn't even vote out Liberals and replace them with Conservatives. You voted out the BLOC QUEBECOIS!!! WHY???? I mean, I'm no huge fan of the Bloc, but the Bloc and the Conservatives stand for completely separate sets of values!! How the hell do you go from nationalist socialists to freaking neocons? YOU ARE HUGE VALUELESS IDIOTS. Anyway, maybe that's your goal. A Conservative government will most certainly create the "winning conditions" Quebec needs to separate. And you know what, THIS TIME I'M VOTING YES. You wanted a country, YOU GOT IT! Then let's see what happens! At least we offload the monolith that is Alberta. Freaking hell man!
3) Screw you Prairies in general. Yeah, some of you voted NDP and that's a marginally good thing. But, collectively you added to the Tory minority, so, although I love Saskatoon, SK, as a group you can STEP OFF!
4) Yeah, you too BC. You voted in quite a few Tories. Stop smoking so much pot. You DO realize that the Tories will take your precious, precious weed away from you. And, good. That's the only issue on which the Tories and I agree. I'm too tired right now to tell you off properly, but I promise to do it later.
Anyway, I'm pissed off. Not that the other parties were anyone to vote for. All parties suck! I'm sick of this system and I think we should just dismantle it. Politicians are party members and in the end they work for the benefit of themselves first and their party second. After you factor in family and friends, we're far down the list. I suppose I'll post a legitimate analysis about the minority Tory government later on, but right now, I really want a few groups of people to KISS MY ASS.
Laurelle
posted by Laurelle St. Laurent at 12:10 a.m.
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